SACRAMENTO, California – The iNews Agency is reporting that California state lawmakers have voted to ban any and all Donald Trump presidential bumper stickers within the state.
The motion passed by a vote of 99-1. The only senator who voted against the ban has been arrested and bail has been set at $700,000.
Roberto De Niro told The Los Angeles Post-Gazette that the “Orange Douche Bag” has done more damage to our country than all the hurricanes, tornadoes, earthquakes, floods, fires, the Civil War, locust, woodpeckers, and all of the gelding Republican senators put together, except for the only GOPer with any sense, decency, compassion, and cojones Mitt “The Stud” Romney.
When POTUS found out about the ban on his bumper stickers, he reportedly yelled out to Steve "The Turdhead" Mnuchin, “President Trump is going to build a friggin wall around California and Mexico is going to pay for it.”
(IN CLOSING – Fox News liar Laura “Trigger Face” Ingraham is denying that she has explicit photos of Melania Trump all over her bedroom walls.)