Demi Lovato, Billie Eilish, and Ariana Grande Ask Their Fans Not To Vote For Donald Trump

Written by Fannin Fabriano

Monday, 17 February 2020

image for Demi Lovato, Billie Eilish, and Ariana Grande Ask Their Fans Not To Vote For Donald Trump
Out of the 31,000 fans at The Beer Suds Arena, only two were Trump supporters.

MILWAUKEE, Wisconsin – The Beer Suds Arena in downtown Milwaukee was standing room only for the concert featuring Demi Lovato, Billie Eilish, and Ariana Grande.

The three very popular singers performed a song that Cher had written especially for them. The song title is “The Ballad of The Mar-a-Lago Liar.”

Right before each of the singers sang her set, each one asked the crowd not to vote for Donald Trump. Lovato called him “El Pumpkin Head,” Eilish referred to him as “The Tweet Creep,” and Grande called him “The Orange Draft-Dodger".

The audience, which numbered over 31,000, broke out in unison and yelled out “Lock the friggin colluder up.” They chanted that phrase for 14 minutes,

Finally, Demi told them that “Putin’s Bitch” needs to be sent to the long-abandoned Alcatraz Prison, which housed such hardened criminals such as Al Capone, Machine Gun Kelly, and Guiseppe “The Prick” Pintorelli.

(IN CLOSING – When President Trump was told what the three singers had said, he replied that he does not know them, has never seen them, and added that it’s all a witch hunt and that he would be having them all deported back to Norway.)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more