People No Longer Ask If Trump Is Off His Rocker
People no longer ask whether Donald Trump could be off his rocker (and they don’t mean rocking-chair). With his grotesque attempt to reverse the people's will and the 2020 election, they now view Trump as three clicks removed from reality. Numero…
Read full storyThe President Trump/Ann Coulter Feud Erupts
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – There is no one on the face of the earth who loves feuding with people more than Donald J. Trump. And old #45 has just ignited a lava-hot feud with his old political nemesis, Ann "Horse Face" Coulter. Left Coa…
Read full storyFacebook Reminding you of better times
Have you been on Facebook lately? Been through a relationship breakup? Lost a job you loved? Seen all of your dreams come to nothing? Yes, Facebook, the cruellest of all social networks (there are others, but Myspace and Friends Reunited really do…
Read full storyTrump Told By Angela Merkel: "It's Time To Go!"
Germany's leader, Angela Merkel, has informed the US president, Donald Trump, that she has had enough, the world is fed up, the game is over, "und, Mein Gott!" it's time for him to go. Or it will be in January. Trump was beaten hands-down, fair…
Read full storyFollowing C19 Vaccination, Mike Pence Grows an Extra Thumb
The media is currently awash with Covid anti-vaccination scare stories, none of which help in the fight against this malevolent and destructive virus. So, it came as a bitter blow to the medical profession that, following a very public inoculation wi…
Read full storyTrump, Graham and Paul: “Very Unfair that Democrats are Allowed to Vote in Elections”
Washington - In separate speeches or tweets this week, many Republicans are bemoaning the fact that so many Democrats found it relatively easy to vote in the last election for president. After his attempts to have ballots thrown out in predominant…
Read full storyMan glad that this year he won't have to watch Time-Team again with his parents
Charlie Braithwaite, 27, and studious argument-inciter on Twitter, has revealed a secret upside to Covid-19. 'The good news is that I don't have to sit through my dad's box set of Time Team on Boxing Day, as is usually the case. I won't be visitin…
Read full storyJesus spotted in Sowerby Bridge, Yorkshire, UK, walking on water!
(NOT EDITED) Ramblers, barge owners, and drunkards, passing through and residing in a wonderful Yorkshire village called, Sowerby Bridge, have seen something not seen in the UK since St. George defeated a Dragon! A week before Christmas, local pe…
Read full storyA Man Mates With a Female Robot and Short Circuits It All to Hell
FUKUOKA, Japan – (Satire News) – The Saki News Agency is reporting that a mechanical scientist who works for Japan’s Sayonara Samurai Robot Corporation was involved in a freak accident. Wakatoshi Origami, 29, who has worked as a mechanical scienti…
Read full story13,000 U.S. Psychiatrists All Agree That Trump Is Totally Bat Shit Crazy
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – American Spotlight Magazine is reporting that a poll was recently taken of 13,000 of the most respected and reputable psychiatrists in the nation. The results unequivocally showed what just about everyone in the country,…
Read full storyIvanka Trump Has Been Forced Into Rehab
PISCATAWAY, New Jersey – (Satire News) – iRumors has stated that the President’s favorite child, Ivanka, has been forced into rehab. Ivanka's husband, the sissified, Jared Kushner, told iRumors that he had to forcibly carry the 6-foot-tall, middle…
Read full storyIs Trump A Russian Agent?
People are scratching their heads and asking: Is Donald Trump a Russian agent? He seems mighty friendly with Russia. Certainly, more cooperative with Russia than the Biden transition team. Sour grapes? Yes, but Russia is an adversary. Soon after t…
Read full storyThe Real Story Behind Space Force
It's been over a year since the orange-skinned President Trump touted the formation of something called 'Space Force', but there hasn't been much media coverage about it after the big annoucement, other than the flag cost American tax payers an estim…
Read full storyCouple Find Giant Timepiece In Back Garden
The sight of a disturbed back garden is often the sign of unwanted nocturnal activity for many householders, but the strange discovery made by a couple in Bradford left them scratching their heads, after they found a giant timepiece in the middle of…
Read full storyCure For Chapped Lips Announced Today: Chicken Manure
BILLINGSGATE POST: Funky Home Meds, a wholly-owned subsidiary of The Funky Corporation, announced today that the FDA has approved their savory salve ointment that they claim will make chapped lips a thing of the past. Freida Funk, heir apparent t…
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