Charlie Braithwaite, 27, and studious argument-inciter on Twitter, has revealed a secret upside to Covid-19.
'The good news is that I don't have to sit through my dad's box set of Time Team on Boxing Day, as is usually the case. I won't be visiting them, because they are taking precautions this year, and with my sister, Jean, her husband,Tony, and the two kids, they will already be packed.'
'It is not just that though,' said Charlie's mum, Caroline. 'We have had 27 years of his bollocks, and we are sick of it. Covid-19 gives us a chance to see what a Christmas will be like without Charlie.'
'Just you wait,' said Frank Braithwaite. 'We now have a box set of Bargain Hunt, including the ones with Tim Wonnacott. That entitled little ***** won't know what has hit him next year.'
