FUKUOKA, Japan – (Satire News) – The Saki News Agency is reporting that a mechanical scientist who works for Japan’s Sayonara Samurai Robot Corporation was involved in a freak accident.
Wakatoshi Origami, 29, who has worked as a mechanical scientist and product tester, recently found himself in some major pain.
Witnesses say that Origami was in one of the factory bedrooms with the brand new Miss Sayonara Sexy Robot Life-Like Doll.
It was stated in the injury report that Origami had been dancing with the doll and both had been drinking a bit of Saki.
They soon began engaging in intercourse, and after about 45 seconds, his fellow employees heard a loud bang, and saw smoke coming from underneath the bedroom door.
Then the smoke detectors went off.
After breaking into the bedroom, employees found Origami laying on the floor bleeding from his crotch area, and Miss Sayonara was in the corner on fire.
Later, in the hospital, Origami said that he and Miss Sayonara were doing the horizontal hokey-pokey and when they got to the point of lift-off, she suddenly exploded and caught fire.
First responders said that Miss Sayonara will have to be placed in the recycle bin, as her days of being a real-life robot are definitely over.
Meanwhile, Origami, after he recovers from his injuries, will be transferred to the accounts receivable department.