Youthful mother, 60, and her daughter, 30, look so alike even her HUSBAND gets them confused - but can YOU tell which is the older woman?
A woman says she looks so similar to her mother, that her step father is continually creeping into bed with her and mistakenly having sexual intercourse with her, in very embarrassing cases of mistaken identity - despite their 30-year age gap. Rea…
Read full storyPanic In Theatreland: He Gave It His All
Staff at Desperately Different Theatre Productions panicked when they received a suspicious cylindrical object in the post. “I never panic,” said Norton Fitzwarren, soon to be seen as First Scaffolder’s Mate in “Lady Macbeth Builds a Silo” at the Der…
Read full storyDean Cain Escapes
(Los Angeles) – Dean Cain, the actor who played Clark Kent in the television series Lois and Clark, has escaped. He was last seen Sunday night while going to bed. On Monday morning, his guards reported him missing. It appears that he has taken a gree…
Read full storyHeatwave is 'fake news' claims BOJO!
(UNEDITED) Under the influence of his best 'amigo', who sits in his oval office claiming on Twitter that everything is 'fake news' unless it flows out of his perverted gob, BOJO, has followed suit claiming an approaching heatwave about to descend on…
Read full storyThe Black Lives Matter Organization Demands That President George Washington Be Removed From The One Dollar Bill
CLEVELAND – (Satire News) - Members of the BLM movement have made it abundantly clear that they want the picture of George Washington, the man who owned 124 slaves, taken off the one-dollar bill. They say that the Jewish community would not like i…
Read full storyPresident Trump Plans To Deliver His RNC Nomination Acceptance Speech From His White House Bedroom
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - The President has just announced that, due to security reasons, he and two of his top advisers have decided that it would be a great idea to deliver his nomination acceptance speech from the safety of his White Hous…
Read full story96% of All Blacks Want Kanye West To Stop Acting Like a Punk and Give Up His “I Wanna Be Da President” BS
CHICAGO – (Celebrity Satire) - According to a survey conducted by Ebony Magazine, millions of honest, hard-working blacks want for Kanye West to stop his ridiculous presidential bid. The highly-respected magazine reports that four of the Kardashia…
Read full storyColorado’s Marijuana Shops Are Breaking Sales Records
DENVER – (Marijuana Satire) - The Colorado State Cannabis Coalition has just released its mid-year sales records. And the numbers show that the state has surpassed its 6-month marijuana sales record by 47%. A rep for the CSCC stated that they a…
Read full storyMan Is Lost For Words
A man who likes to voice his opinion, whether it's wanted or not, and is never short of something to say, regardless of what anyone else thinks, is quiet tonight, after becoming, according to a close friend, "lost for words". Myke Woodson, who reg…
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