Dean Cain Escapes

Funny story written by Wildpete

Thursday, 6 August 2020

image for Dean Cain Escapes
Dean Cain before Escape

(Los Angeles) – Dean Cain, the actor who played Clark Kent in the television series Lois and Clark, has escaped. He was last seen Sunday night while going to bed. On Monday morning, his guards reported him missing. It appears that he has taken a green backpack full of clothes, a cribbage board and his Water Pik.

There is speculation that he could be headed towards one of the National Forests surrounding Los Angeles. He has extensive wilderness survival skills and has often discussed how he would fare in the wild.

People are being advised that, if they see Dean Cain, they should notify the authorities, and should not try to apprehend him themselves.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!


Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more