Spoof Writer Criticises Coronavirus Guidelines
A long-standing Spoof Writer has spoken out about the current guidelines that are being discussed and debated by so many intellectual giants and idiots alike in these turbulent but also very quiet times when the dangers are very real but at the same...
Read full storyFrankie Howerd on the Coronavirus
Good evening. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Yes. No. Ah. Ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen? Well, I mean. That's stretching it, isn't it. Be honest. Ladies and gentlemen? Don't make me laugh. Don't make you laugh either, by the sound o...
Read full storyRex The Wonder Dog To Join Trump's White House Coronavirus Task Force
BILLINGSGATE POST: Upon his appointment to President Trump’s White House Coronavirus Task Force; an open letter from Rex the Wonder Dog to the American public: “You can't imagine how proud I am to join President Trump’s White House Coronavirus Tas...
Read full storyWoman learns that a Terry's Chocolate Orange doesn't count as one of her five a day
A woman self-isolating in Mithering on the Trent was shocked to realise that a Terry's Chocolate Orange does not count as one of her five a day. Tracy Brassingthwaite, a barmaid at the Pigeon and Parakeet on the High Street, has been told, by an e...
Read full storyFamily realising that they are becoming the Royale Family
Parents, Gary and Lorraine Johnson, and their son, Tom, have reached the shocking conclusion that, during lockdown, they have become the Royale Family, the 1990s, 2000s BBC comedy, which saw the early acting of the latest irritating Detective from De...
Read full storyLion Tamer Involved In Accident At Circus
There was controversy at the Big Top on Tuesday evening, when a professional Lion Tamer was involved in a serious incident during a live performance. Specific details of the man's injuries are yet to be confirmed. Police sealed off the site at...
Read full storyDue to COVID-19, Would-Be Robbers Have Trouble Distinguishing Themselves from Face-Mask-Wearing Customers
Their attempt to hold up a small convenience store in Nashville, Tennessee, fell short when, due to COVID-19, would-be robbers 16-year-old Robbie Hillman and 17-year-old Fred Holland had trouble distinguishing themselves from the plethora of face-mas...
Read full storyRock Legend Beats Bug
SCIENTISTS working on a vaccine for the coronavirus have made a breakthrough after sampling Rolling Stone Keith Richards’ blood. After exposure to the deadly bacteria, blood from the band’s legendary founder was found to have actually gained antib...
Read full storyLost Jigsaw Puzzle Piece Found After All These Years!
A piece of jigsaw puzzle that had been missing since the early 1970s, has turned up safe and well, down the back of a settee, it's been reported. The jigsaw, a 2000-piece scene of a Swiss cabin on the shore of Lake Geneva, was started - and almost...
Read full storyMegyn Kelly Kicks Off The Megyn Kelly – Don Lemon Feud
NEW YORK CITY – Former Fox News and NBC anchor, Megyn Marie Kelly, has allegedly come out of the news woodwork to attack CNN anchor Don Lemon. According to Kelly’s gynaecologist, she does not like the way Lemon is constantly attacking President Tr...
Read full storyNeil Diamond Says He is Altering the Words to “Sweet Caroline” to Help in the Fight Against COVID-19
MALIBU BEACH, California – Neil Diamond has sold over 100 million songs from Brooklyn to Bombay. He recently spoke with The Los Angeles Post-Gazette about the dreaded Coronavirus. The 79-year-old singer, who very rarely uses his diamond-studded wa...
Read full storyBrooklyn Crime Boss Salvatore Goombalini Says That New Yorkers Better Start Self-Isolating
BROOKLYN – Infamous crime boss, Salvatore Goombalini, has issued a statement that he hopes the residents of New York City will pay attention to. Sal, as his family, his close friends, and law-enforcement officers call him, said that he is putting...
Read full storyPamplona’s Annual Running of the Bulls Has Been Moved To Sweden
PAMPLONA, Spain – a representative for the Annual Pamplona Running of the Bulls Committee has stated that, because of the horrid Coronavirus pandemic, the summer time event has been moved out of the country. Generalissimo Alberto Roberto Del Puer...
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