Megyn Kelly Kicks Off The Megyn Kelly – Don Lemon Feud

Funny story written by Fannin Fabriano

Friday, 10 April 2020

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Kelly said that she talked to Sean Hannity the other day and every other word out of his mouth was "Trump, Trump, Trump.

NEW YORK CITY – Former Fox News and NBC anchor, Megyn Marie Kelly, has allegedly come out of the news woodwork to attack CNN anchor Don Lemon.

According to Kelly’s gynaecologist, she does not like the way Lemon is constantly attacking President Trump, pointing out that his hair looks like a buzzard’s nest, and saying that he lies more than the entire population of Boston combined.

The woman, about whom Trump once said had blood coming out of her outie belly button, also points out that she thinks that Lemon might be a bit on the gay side.

She noted that his nickname, “Rainbow” Lemon, kind of gives it away.

Lemon disclosed that disgraced ex-Fox News anchor, Bill O’Reilly, once said, “Except for about three square inches of cellulite on her left upper thigh, Meggy would come as close to being perfect as a fake blonde, self-appointed princess can get.”

Don also noted that Kelly has probably forgotten that, a few years ago, she said that Santa Claus was white, the Easter bunny was a meat-eating rodent, and the tooth fairy was an elusive evangelical.

The 49-year-old Kelly responded by saying, “Sticks and stones can break my bones, but ‘Rainbow Boy’ will never hurt me.”

Lemon reportedly remarked, “Hey, I’m a dyed-in-the-wool Louisiana Cajun/Creole, so bring it on you middle-aged fake-looking Barbie beatch.”

SIDENOTE: POTUS was asked who he would support in the Kelly vs. Lemon feud. He rolled his eyes, and simply said, “I hate both of those effen losers.”

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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