Trump Says Rape Allegations Are Not Fake News
President Donald Trump has come out fighting in his latest controversy, and says that the rape allegations in the E. Jean Carroll case are "not fake news", and are "absolutely true". Mr Trump met Ms Carroll in the Bergdorf Goodman department stor...
Read full storyPresident Trump Says Woman Is Not His Typist
President Donald Trump has gone on record to officially announce that the woman accusing him of sexual misconduct is not his typist. E. Jean Carroll has accused Mr. Trump of lunging at her in the changing room of the Bergdorf Goodman department st...
Read full story‘Not My Type’, Says Trump, ‘She Was Still Breathing!’
Washington AC/DC - President Trump has strenuously denied reports of a sexual assault on a female journo at a New York department store circa 1990. Speaking to reporters at a White House briefing the president dismissed the allegation as a massive...
Read full storyA Dire Warning From President Trump
President Trump just delivered a new address. Here it is: My fellow Americans, many of whom are my friends…all of you, all Americans are my friends. Most of them. Very few people don’t like me, and those that don’t are bad people. Like Hilla...
Read full storyBricksburg's President, Lord Business, Faces Accusations of Corruption.
Bricksburg- A startling string of recent events in Bricksburg have led to absolutely unfounded accusations of corruption in the upper levels of Bricksburg's government, even to the all-powerful president himself. In the quest for the truth, we at the...
Read full storyDe Blasio Pledges to Bring NYC Carriage Horses to White House if Elected
After failing to follow through on the promise he made on the day he took mayoral office in 2014, to eliminate New York City's cruel and archaic carriage horse industry, Mayor Bill de Blasio has vowed to bring every last NYC carriage horse with him t...
Read full storyJussie Smollett In Second Racist And Homophobic Attack
Jussie Smollett, the former actor who used to star in 'Empire' before an alleged racist and homophobic attack left him scared to tell the truth, has suffered a second racist and homophobic attack, which was every bit as terrifying - if not more - tha...
Read full storyMan Just Sat Around The House All Day Doing Absolutely Fuck All
Sundays, for everyone, are a time for relaxation, for taking it easy, and for spending time doing things that we don't ordinarily get a lot of time to do, such as washing the car, mowing the lawn, or just sitting around the house all day, doing absol...
Read full storyLearning The Alphabet As Simple As ABC
A source uninvolved with education has said that learning to speak English, is the "easiest thing in the world", and he doesn't really know what all the fuss is about. Dave Clever, a plumber, said: "Learning English wasn't difficult, it was a p...
Read full storyRalph E. Shaffer Is 89 Today
Ralph E. Shaffer, the well-known writer of satire on satirical news website, TheSpoof.com, celebrates his birthday today. He's 89, and will be for the next 364 days. Ralph might live in Issaquah, Washington, but then again, he might not. The...
Read full storyAbraham Lincoln Places Sanctions on Jefferson Davis, Confederacy
The White House, Washington D. C. April 1, 1861. Speaking in the Rose Garden, President Abraham Lincoln went before reporters this morning to announce even more "hard hitting" sanctions against Jefferson Davis and his embryonic "Confederacy" in respo...
Read full storyBenny the Spaceman Endorses Trump's Space Force.
Bricksburg- In a recent development, Bricksburg's resident space hero expressed interest in President Trump's Space Force. Benny the Spaceman held a press conference yesterday, in which he offered support for a planned Space Force in the United Stat...
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