Washington AC/DC - President Trump has strenuously denied reports of a sexual assault on a female journo at a New York department store circa 1990.
Speaking to reporters at a White House briefing the president dismissed the allegation as a massive falsehood designed to smear him ‘because of stuff.’
“Such horrible accusations are just more flakey news,” Trump ejaculated.
“Besides, I don’t shag ugly women even when drunk.”
The comments come after the latest claims of gross sexual misconduct made the early evening news.
US TV networks reacted rapidly to bury the item ‘because thousands of callers rang in saying they felt sick’.