Benny the Spaceman Endorses Trump's Space Force.

Written by Tamhet Walcy

Tuesday, 25 June 2019

Bricksburg- In a recent development, Bricksburg's resident space hero expressed interest in President Trump's Space Force. Benny the Spaceman held a press conference yesterday, in which he offered support for a planned Space Force in the United States. "SPACESHIPS!! He has SPACESHIPS!! I knew his plan would be great when I found out that he was going to build SPACESHIPS!!"

Some members of Bricksburg were skeptical. "Where is he going to get these spaceships," they asked of an excited Benny.

"That's the best part. He said I could, I could, I COULD BUILD A SPACESHIP!!!" Benny went on to talk about the impact the Space Force would have on daily life, "Uh. Hold on. Umm... did I mention he has SPACESHIPS!?!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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