When The Twilight Has Gone And No Songbirds Are Singing
BILLINGSGATE POST: The life of the Democrat Party for the past two years has been Wile E Mueller. Thankfully, his battle with the Trump Runner will finally reach its epic end. The pseudo image of a train tunnel painted on a boulder does have a loc...
Read full storyDemocrats Push $289 Minimum Wage in Campaigns
WASHINGTON DC - Earlier in June of this year, Democrat 2020 candidates for President supported $15 per hour as a Federal minimum wage. In the US Presidential Election of 2016, Hillary Clinton had backed a $12 per hour minimum wage to be enforced acro...
Read full storyDonald Trump Calls Boris Johnson His Long Lost Poodle
Speaking from the Rose Garden to reporters today, Donald Trump congratulated Boris Johnson as his selection as Prime Minister of Great Britain. "I don't really understand what makes Britain great since they lost our colonies, but I think that's fine,...
Read full storyGuy using Face App finds out he already looks old
It turns out the latest craze on Facebook doesn't work for everyone, as a middle-aged man finds out, the sad way, that he, in fact, already looks old. Marty Brown, a 47-year-old Iowan, decided to give Face App a try after seeing one of his nieces...
Read full storyTrump Patterns Presidency Based On Newhart TV Series
Everyone knows President Trump has a deep relationship with all things television. Our reporter managed to set up an exclusive interview with the president and got the scoop on a major reveal. The president believes he is dreaming and one day will wa...
Read full storyEva Braun's Secret Diary Reveals Truth Behind British Army's Song About Hitler
In a joint investigation with convicted holocaust denier and Nazi "historian" David Irving, The Spoof has managed to discover the whereabouts of the hitherto unpublished diary of Adolf Hitler's floozy, simple country girl Eva Braun. The full dia...
Read full storyTrump Tweets that Unhappy Native Americans Should Go Back to Where They Came From
Frustrated at protests by Native Americans of various oil pipelines set to be built across Native lands and precious water sources, United States President Donald Trump tweeted that discontented Native Americans "should go back to the totally broken...
Read full storyUS Expands Powers To Execute Illegal Migrants Without Trial
In a move which even Franz Kafka would have had trouble making sense of, US legislators have today passed a law to ease the lengthy deportation process involving illegal migrants, dispensed with immigration hearings, and given the green light to summ...
Read full storyTory Leadership Contest: Has Jeremy Hunt Won?
In an inexplicable 180-degree about-turn of gargantuan proportions, it's beginning to look like Jeremy Hunt has beaten Boris Johnson to the Tory leadership crown, because the BBC keeps posting pictures of the pair with Hunt always on the left-hand si...
Read full storyNadiya Hussain: "I F*cking Hate Baking and Paul Hollywood's Squirty Cream"
Nadiya Hussain is everybody's favourite Muslim cook, unless you are Donald Trump, in which case it's London's mayor, Sadiq Khan, whose curry Karahi always gets the Donald salivating. But Nadiya isn't a happy bunny, as she told Food Editor for The...
Read full storyBoris Johnson To Officially Designate Britain As The 51st State Of The USA
New Conservative Party leader, Boris Johnson, has spoken to the press after his victory over rival, Jeremy Hunt, was confirmed, and said that his first task was to officially designate Great Britain as the 51st state of the USA. In America, Presid...
Read full storyPresident Trump: Racist Bone Located
Doctors at a top military medical facility have said that, after an extensive search, they have discovered what may turn out to be a racist bone in the body of US president, Donald Trump. The president asserted, when reacting to criticism over his...
Read full storyConservative Party Leadership Battle Ends In Tie
The race to become the next leader of the Conservative Party is over, with the most dramatic result possible: after the 160,000 party members' votes were counted last night, it was announced just minutes ago, that the scores had finished level, with...
Read full storyTrump: "The U.S. has No Spies in Iran"
The White House. Washington, D.C. Following an announcement by the Iranian government regarding the apprehension of 17 American CIA spies, President Donald Trump emphatically denied the charge, saying "The United States has no spies in Iran." Nanc...
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