President Trump: Racist Bone Located

Funny story written by Monkey Woods

Tuesday, 23 July 2019

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Just what the devil is going on inside Trump's brain?

Doctors at a top military medical facility have said that, after an extensive search, they have discovered what may turn out to be a racist bone in the body of US president, Donald Trump.

The president asserted, when reacting to criticism over his "go back" comments to the four Democratic Party Congresswomen last week, that he hadn't got a racist bone in his body. He said:

"I haven't got a racist bone in my body."

Researchers immediately got to work on historical medical records and previously-taken X-rays of Trump's bone structure, to try to locate anything that might suggest racist tendencies or behavior in the world's most powerful man.

Yesterday, they found what they were looking for, and, although details have not yet been released as to where the 'rogue bone' is, it's thought it might be slap bang in the center of his brain, which would answer many questions.

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