When The Twilight Has Gone And No Songbirds Are Singing

Funny story written by Dr. Billingsgate

Tuesday, 23 July 2019

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WILE E MUELLER

BILLINGSGATE POST: The life of the Democrat Party for the past two years has been Wile E Mueller. Thankfully, his battle with the Trump Runner will finally reach its epic end. The pseudo image of a train tunnel painted on a boulder does have a locomotive coming down the line. The Mark 4 Gravity-controlled ACME Anvil will once again miss its intended target, and land on the head of the hapless bastard, as if destiny decreed that Wile E Mueller be the eternal foil - life imitating cartoon.

Wile E Mueller will be center stage tomorrow. Instead of stately Saguaro Cacti standing silent sentinel in the Sonoran Desert, as witnesses to the battle between Wile E Mueller and the Trump Runner, Wednesday’s hearing with the House Judiciary Committee will feature ignorant men and women asking leading questions, hoping Mueller will take the bait.

Congressman Nadler: “Why, If you knew that ultimately, the ACME Anvil would miss the Trump Runner and hit you, did you proceed to try again and hope for a different result?”

Slim Everdingle:

My prayer and the answer you give
may they still be the same for as long as we live
That you'll always be there
at the end of my prayer...

Dirty: "Yo, Dude. Don't you love it when I sing?"

Tonight while our hearts are aglow
Oh, tell me the words that I’m longing to know...

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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