U.S. Government Announces Going Out-of-Business Sale
Although the United States government’s historic 35-day shutdown will soon be coming to an end, because the financial repercussions of the shutdown have done irreparable damage, the government has announced a going-out-of-business sale. Vice Presi...
Read full storyWoman Was At Airport But Didn't Announce It On Facebook
A woman from Nottingham who was going on holiday to the Caribbean, turned up at Manchester Airport for check-in, but didn't announce this on Facebook, leaving her 'friends' in a state of confusion, and concerned for her health. Sally Bubblegum, 26...
Read full storyThe Oscars: James Bulger Film Favorite To Win The 'Sickest Reason For Making A Movie' Category
The controversial film about the circumstances surrounding the murder of toddler, James Bulger, in Bootle, Merseyside, has been nominated for an award at the Oscars in the 'Sickest Reason For Making A Film' category. 'Detainment' uses police trans...
Read full story"I Am Amelia Earhart's Son"
Nagasaki, Japan. Special to The Spoof. As he lay on his death bed last week in a cheap, assisted-living facility in a suburb of Nagasaki, Haruto Tanaka broke his silence about a mystery that has consumed much of the western world and Japan for over...
Read full storyUnpaid Blog Writer Screams Desperately While Being Pulled Away From Laptop
Dane County, Wisconsin. In a case of technology and chatting capabilities going completely wrong, Michael Winston, 38, was pulled out of his apartment room last Wednesday by a gorgeous female with voluptuous breasts, firm thighs, and long-flowing re...
Read full storyPresident Trump Concedes Defeat Over Shutdown
In one of the longest-running games of political chess ever, US President Donald Trump has 'bowed to the inevitable', 'knocked over his king', and conceded defeat to the far more resilient Democratic Party. Trump and the Democrats had been engaged...
Read full storyRapper Contemplates His Future
The entertainment world has been shocked by stories that a famous rapper, (who was promised that he would remain anonymous), who sang inspirational songs, has not only been accused of having sex with underage women, but of assaulting them as well.
Read full storyCanadian Immigrant Ruins Job Interview In United States
Jackson County, Wisconsin. Tom Peters, a Canadian who immigrated to the United States from British Columbia out of economic desperation, completely ruined his job interview last Monday. In his attempt to flee the poverty-stricken country, Tom t...
Read full storyKim Jong-Un is Mad at All the Attention Trump is Getting
Seoul, South Korea South Korean hackers have listened to conversations with North Korea's Kim Jong-Un, China's Xi Jinping, and Russia's Vladimir Putin. The phone calls actually came through on the cheap transistor radios the South Koreans use. "K...
Read full storyMelania Trump to Conduct Tour of the White House
It was announced in Fox Magazine that Melania Trump would conduct a tour of the White House, just like Jackie Kennedy Onassis. Fox & Friends reached out to Melania on her upcoming tour. Fox & Friends - Mrs. Trump, ma'am, why did you want t...
Read full storyHillary Clinton swears herself in as US President following example from Venezuela
On Wednesday, opposition leader Juan Guaido, of Venezuela, swore himself in as interim president, replacing Nicolas Maduro. Maduro was elected president May, 2018, with a plurality of over 60%, but from a fairly low turnout, in what the Guaido for...
Read full storyTrump Outlaws New "Trump Filter" That is Popular in the Scientific Community
Secret Scientist Hideout Scientists, after determining that there was no cure available for whatever it is that Trump has, have begun using a "Trump Filter" that filters out any mention of Trump, his family, and his businesses. Trump has been told th...
Read full storyTwo Lonely Souls Meet Through Dating Site
La Crosse, Wisconsin. Ryan Kepp, 25, was finally able to meet Rebecca Steiner, 27, through a popular dating site known as Perfect Companions last Thursday. Ryan, an offensive, impatient, self-absorbed, violent, card-playing, sports-obsessed, s...
Read full storyFBI Calls In Tomahawk Missiles To Counter Roger Stone Resistance
BILLINGSGATE POST: The effective use of asymmetric warfare (AW) between belligerents whose relative military power differs significantly, was effectively demonstrated when the FBI called for a Tomahawk missile strike on the home of Roger Stone this...
Read full storyRacial Filing Suspected in Cardiac Arrests
Highlighting the dramatically higher incidents of cardiac arrest among African-Americans, a report published by the ACLU posits that racial profiling may be at play - specifically, the ACLU speculates that police officers are disproportionately targe...
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