Melania Trump to Conduct Tour of the White House

Written by Al N.

Saturday, 26 January 2019

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The First Lady, Mrs. Trump, blinking the "SOS" morse code.

It was announced in Fox Magazine that Melania Trump would conduct a tour of the White House, just like Jackie Kennedy Onassis. Fox & Friends reached out to Melania on her upcoming tour.

Fox & Friends - Mrs. Trump, ma'am, why did you want to conduct this tour?

Melania - "I'm told it was, uh, very popular back in the early 60s. Mrs. Kennedy pointed out many nice things, and everyone knows I like nice things. It really helped her connect to the People, just like I want to do."

Many people at home commented that when Fox & Friends commentators would talk, they thought they saw Melania silently mouth, "Help me! Please Help me!", and then, later on in the interview, hold up a sign that read, "For God's sake, somebody please rescue me!"

The special has been offered to all the networks to run for free, but only Fox News has requested it so far.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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