Rapper Contemplates His Future

Written by Al N.

Saturday, 26 January 2019

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This is not the guy.

The entertainment world has been shocked by stories that a famous rapper, (who was promised that he would remain anonymous), who sang inspirational songs, has not only been accused of having sex with underage women, but of assaulting them as well.

One person that worked for the network, but not sworn to secrecy, said she was able to glance at the name on the script for the interview, and it was something like "Q. Belly."

The Interpol police were asked what they thought would happen if Mr. Belly was accused and charged in Europe or Asia of the crimes.

The officer was quoted as saying, "I believe he would fry."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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