Increasing Number of Overweight Women Choosing Short Shorts
As the number of overweight women in the United States skyrockets, an increasing number of those women are making short shorts their garment of choice. "I really like the look," said Mandy Barnes of Nashville, Tennessee. "They're very unconfining,...
Read full storyRangers Remain (Stupid)
Rangers manager, Steven Gerrard, today made the claim: If all the matches had finished at the 86th minute last season, we’d have won the league. That’s the brutal truth. Actually if all the games had finished on the 86th minute Celtic would hav...
Read full storyMass Shooting Saga
Another two mass shootings in America (250 this year. We do expect that to be 251 by the time this piece is published) have claimed the lives of 29 people, and once again the gun laws of the nation are under attack. With many calling for stricter...
Read full storySnot Bubbles, The Sequel
Pinhole, CA. Extracted from the local paper, the Pinhole Keyhole. A major part of the residue from last week's snot bubble contest includes a series of jokes circulating throughout the community. As gross as they are, [though not as disgusting as the...
Read full storyTrump Says No Need For Gun Restrictions
Reacting to the latest mass shooting in El Paso yesterday, President Donald Trump said the much-called for revision on gun control in the US is not a necessity, as there will soon be nobody left to shoot. Trump was tweeting before bedtime last nig...
Read full storyChild Tells Noisy Dad To Turn His Music Down
A 56-year-old man listening to music upstairs in his home was the victim of his killjoy children yesterday, when one of them bawled at the top of her voice for him to turn the volume down. Moys Kenwood was 'giving it loads' whilst listening to 'Th...
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