Snot Bubbles, The Sequel

Written by Ralph E. Shaffer

Sunday, 4 August 2019

Pinhole, CA. Extracted from the local paper, the Pinhole Keyhole. A major part of the residue from last week's snot bubble contest includes a series of jokes circulating throughout the community. As gross as they are, [though not as disgusting as the scatological writings of others], we thought our readers who hadn't yet heard the funnies might like to read them.

At Pinhole Elementary Academy, the hottest joke among third graders is directly related to the competition: "Is that a diamond under your nose?" "No, it'snot."

Music fans are giggling over this slight change in name of a popular song from the 1950s: "They're writing songs of love, but it'snot for me."

At the college, students of mythology get more than a smile from this one based on an old legend: What intractable nasal problem did Alexander the Great wipe away with one blow? Gordian'sknot.

These are the most popular snot jokes at the moment, but we anticipate our readers will send even more to us in the next few days.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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