Written by Evil

Saturday, 23 November 2013

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"Save the children!"

California - Britney Spears is advising parents to leave their children in hospitals, fire stations, police stations and emergency medical facilities instead of harming their babies.

Spears tells parent's that their worst enemy wants them to leave their babies in a safe place rather than see the babies harmed or killed.

Police Sargent, John E Thompson also known as "Slick Johnny," of Brentwood, California said in a news report that he likes hurting people's feelings when he gives them traffic tickets, but at the same time he adores people's kids because they are precious.

When Spears was asked about the safety of people's kids she said, "Children have an appealing appearance even to those that are cruel and abusive, please I beg the public to not harm kids."

Thompson states that serial killers would rather murder a woman than to do harm to a baby because babies are lovable and adorable.

The most hated person in someone's life would admit that babies are important because society can benefit from them when they grow to adulthood and society uses them for labor and for other forms of gratification. The government needs their tax money when they grow up.

Prison officials, that enjoy arresting parents and putting them in prison to be ravished by homosexuals and lesbians inmates, are telling parents in the public to please not kill their babies because the babies belong to the legal system and society in general.

Prison officials argue that the military needs the bodies of babies to fuel their war machine in the future.

Ex-spouses, ex-boyfriends and ex-girlfriends are begging their previous lovers and spouses to please leave their beloved little ones in a fire station because they can't live without the children.

"This will help clarify to the public what locations are Safe Havens in California, and help save the lives of more babies," announced Spears on behalf of her 'Save the Babies Foundation.'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Britney Spears, Kids

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