10 Sure Signs You're On A Bad Cruise Ship!

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Saturday, 23 November 2013

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1. Portal Potties everywhere you look.

2. Captain's hat made out of tinfoil.

3. Shuffleboard uses a leftover upper plate.

4. Cooks all fishing from the deck.

5. Instead of Lifeboats, there's old blown up inner tubes that look like they came off of a Studebaker.

6. A dozen people sick and hanging over the rail and you haven't left port yet.

7. The old guy that keeps flirting with you has an eye patch, a wooden leg and the skeleton of a parrot on his shoulder.

8. The young man taking care of you in your cabin is named Gilligan.

9. The Captain's Table is a fold out card table.

10. The Maitre de smokes a pipe, has one eye, laughs funny and is always recommending the spinach.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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