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FBI Special Agent Barry Kemp, early Thursday, carried out a Warrant issued on CIA Special Agent Dominick Rizzo, who, at the time, was being detained by Harland Firestone of Homeland Security in a FEMA Camp in East Hanover, New Jersey located in a tho...
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London - Someone has gone and lobbed a bloody great big turd at a portrait of Her Maj in Westmonster Abbey. And it's completely f++ked up the pic's Royal Tiara. The snake oil on canvas painting was on display in the Abbey's Chapter Eleven Bankr...
Read full storyMaker of PC-Matic Computer Utility Sued For Double Charging Actress
PC-Matic, a computer utility that promises to be all things to all computers has recently blanketed television with its ads. In the most recent ad, a tall, bald technician hands a female client an invoice for $300 for repairing her slow, virus-infes...
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I received an email the other day telling of a diabolical surveillance device in the form of a mosquito that can fly around your home and "spy" on you, another NSA device to combine with all your telephone calls and internet correspondence that they...
Read full storyDaniel Nava Plays the Invisible Man in Baseball
Injustice seekers are already queuing up to complain about the grave error in judgment that shall befall Daniel Nava before long. Playing for the Red Sox like an all-star may not have its just rewards. He is not even on the All-Star ballot circula...
Read full storyDeborah Harry is not Blonde!
Photographs of Deborah Harry, lead singer for the group Blondie have revealed that she dies her hair blonde, and isn't a natural blonde. "It was hard to tell in her early photos," said Harry Blondiefan, Deborah Harry's number one fan, who has pict...
Read full storyLeBron James Says The Reason The San Antonio Spurs Clobbered The Miami Heat 113-77 Was Because His Nose Was Itching
SAN ANTONIO - San Antonio Spurs sharpshooters Danny Green and Gary Neal combined for 13, three-pointers to help the Spurs manhandle the world champion Miami Heat. The Spurs ended up with 16 three-pointers and set an NBA Finals record for shots fro...
Read full storyParis Hilton Denies That Her Erotic Sex Tape Is A Publicity Stunt
BEVERLY HILLS - Friends of Paris Hilton say that she is trying her hardest to keep from showing that she is thrilled that Lindsay Lohan is in rehab. According to Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors, Paris actually flew down to Louisiana to meet with Ma...
Read full storyThe Amazing $590 Million Powerball Winner's Surgery
ZEPHYRHILLS, Florida - Eighty-four-year-old Gloria C. MacKenzie the $590 million Powerball winner recently stated that one of the first things she is going to do is to get a complete makeover. And by that Ms. MacKenzie said that she just doesn't m...
Read full storyCharles Barkley Says NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell Is One Clueless Dude
ATLANTA - TNT sports analyst Charles Barkley called NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell's recent comments "turrible, turrible, turrible". Goodell responded to a request from ten United States Senators asking the owner of the Washington Redskins to chan...
Read full storyPETA Wants To Ban Animal Crackers
NORFOLK, Virginia - The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals have gone to Congress to state their case regarding the wanton ingesting of animal crackers throughout America. PETA's Executive Director Mimosa Ledbetter told the news media that...
Read full storyKobe Bryant: The San Antonio Spurs Have Turned LeBron "King" James Into "Joker" James
LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant and his lovely wife Vanessa were spotted having breakfast at a local Tacos, Tacos, and Mucho More Tacos in Redondo Beach. He was asked by The Sports Bet Gazette's Zorro La Bamba what he thought about the NBA Finals. Kobe...
Read full storyMichigan To Start Growing Bananas
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Back during the 2012 presidential campaign President Obama told a crowd at a political rally in Detroit's Carburetor Arena that he was going to see what he could do to help stimulate Michigan's economy. He noted that there were...
Read full storyJustin Bieber Admits He Is Seriously Thinking About Getting Into Rehab
VENICE BEACH - According to a very close friend of Justin Bieber, the 19-year-old singer, whose personal life has been up and down more times than Chelsea Handler's undies says he wants to slow down. Bieber seems to have adopted a life style which...
Read full storySarah Palin Puts 3,000 'Sarah Palin In 2012' Campaign Buttons on eBay
WASILLA, Alaska - Close friends of the former governor of Alaska and failed 2008 GOP vice-presidential candidate, Sarah "Snowballs" Palin are worried about her physical, emotional, mental, and hypothetical state. GOPicky Magazine reporter Tabitha...
Read full storyChris Bosh of The Miami Heat Says If He Doesn't Play Any Better Than He's Playing Then He Needs To Be Traded
SAN ANTONIO - Chris Bosh sat in his hotel room after getting stomped all over the place by the San Antonio Spurs 113-77 in game three of their best of seven NBA Finals. The dejected Heat player was eating an order of Chimichangas and watching reru...
Read full storyKanye West Getting Cold Feet Plans To Head South To Peru For Five Weeks
BEVERLY HILLS - Word out of the Land of Kardashian is that Kim's baby daddy Kanye West is starting to feel like the Tinsel Town walls are closing in on him. According to Gibraltar Yukon with The Celebrity Globe, West is worried that Kim will get s...
Read full storyNSA Director - "We Stopped Over a Thousand Terrorist Attacks"
WASHINGTON DC - NSA director Keith Alexander defended the NSA practice of recording all Americans' phone calls, tracking their locations by cellphone GPS, copying emails, and downloading web browser site visits and IP statistics with backdoor access...
Read full storyTea Party of America Wants Statue to Memorialize George Wallace as a Hero of States' Rights
The Tea Party of America, in honor of states' rights advocate George Wallace, wants to memorialize this hero of nullification with a statue in Montgomery, Alabama, at the spot where Governor Wallace once loudly proclaimed in his 1963 Inaugural Addres...
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