Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 13 June 2013

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Justin says that he may look into checking into The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic in Los Angeles.

VENICE BEACH - According to a very close friend of Justin Bieber, the 19-year-old singer, whose personal life has been up and down more times than Chelsea Handler's undies says he wants to slow down.

Bieber seems to have adopted a life style which is totally negative and revolves around speeding in cars, arguing with his neighbors, badmouthing the news media, and making himself a pest by pestering Selena (Gomez) to take him back.

Justin says that he knows the biggest mistake he ever made was acting like a jerk and thus causing Selena to say adios Bubba.

Bieber's close friend told Hollywood Innuendo's Ty Tickler that he wants to stop acting like a spoiled rotten brat and get back on the right track before he loses any more fans and underwear endorsements.

In the past, Justin has blamed his problems on the fact that he eats three bags of giant marshmallows on a daily basis.

He remarked that he also daily eats 713 M&M's but he stressed that it's only the red ones.

Justin explained that the number 713 is his favorite number.

SIDENOTE: Bieber recently told Regis Philbin on The Viagra View that he is seriously considering checking into The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic in Los Angeles because he does not want to end up being referred to as the male version of Lindsay Lohan.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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