Written by Spicewood

Thursday, 13 June 2013

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Miusi Osago in Disguise

FBI Special Agent Barry Kemp, early Thursday, carried out a Warrant issued on CIA Special Agent Dominick Rizzo, who, at the time, was being detained by Harland Firestone of Homeland Security in a FEMA Camp in East Hanover, New Jersey located in a thought to be abandoned WWII airfield.

The warrant was issued after a thorough investigation into the questionable conduct and activities of Special Agent Rizzo. Upper level sources at the FBI, in conjunction with data retrieved by the NSA and Level One Agent Miusi Osago of the CSS (Chinese Secret Service) who was working undercover with the KGB in Rotovostock at the time, revealed the possible conspiracy.

Data uncovered by NSA at their installation unit in Utah revealed that Rizzo had been in touch with a worldwide network of questionable goals called Amazon, which was considered to be a vehicle for free commerce and entrepreneurship. Kemp stated that the Amazon organization had grown out of proportion to their relationship and their affiliations with thousands of companies, some not known by the FBI raised "red flags" at FBI headquarters.

He also indicated that as soon as additional agents are trained by the FBI, CIA, KGB, CSS and NSA, that they intend to do a thorough background check on each of the 1.8 million employees of Walmart. "We are suspicious of their growth, they have gotten too big, too fast. We all want to know who actually is behind the company. There is concern that they may be affiliated or underwritten by the Mormon Church or the Church of Scientology. We want to know why the NSA has that big installation in Utah."

As NSA Evaluators say, "Don't call us, we already know."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: CIA, FBI, NSA

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