Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 13 June 2013

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Bosh says he has no idea why he can't seem to get the damn ball to go in the friggin basket.

SAN ANTONIO - Chris Bosh sat in his hotel room after getting stomped all over the place by the San Antonio Spurs 113-77 in game three of their best of seven NBA Finals.

The dejected Heat player was eating an order of Chimichangas and watching reruns of The Brady Bunch. A few minutes earlier he had been interviewed by Buckaroo Kazoo with The Turnstile Review.

Kazoo asked him how he was feeling after his team had gotten blow out by an astounding 36 points!

Bosh said that he kinda felt like one of Wynonna Judd's high heel shoes. When asked to explain he said, "Well it be like dis bro. I feel like I gots da weight of da entire world on my shoulders."

Chris only managed to score 12 points in their game three loss to the high-riding San Antonio Spurs.

He looked at Kazoo and told him that if he doesn't play any better than that then he deserves to be traded to the Orlando Magic who finished in last place with a 20-62 record.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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