Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 13 June 2013

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Ms. MacKenzie says that she is planning on buying a Scottish castle.

ZEPHYRHILLS, Florida - Eighty-four-year-old Gloria C. MacKenzie the $590 million Powerball winner recently stated that one of the first things she is going to do is to get a complete makeover.

And by that Ms. MacKenzie said that she just doesn't mean makeup, hair, and clothes.

She spoke with Fitzwater Ribicoff of American Spotlight Magazine and told him that she has decided that she is going to have surgery to look exactly like her favorite movie star Scarlett Johansson.

Ribicoff asked her how much the surgery would cost. She replied that she had consulted three different plastic surgeons and received their estimates.

She said that she decided to go with Atlanta Doctor Adonis F. Rigadoon who told her that he would do the surgery for $1.2 million.

He guaranteed her that after he gets finished with her even Scarlett Johansson's own mother won't be able to tell the difference between the two.

In Other News. Zydeco Dupree writes in his book Trivia Territory that the planet Jupiter and the state of Michigan weigh exactly the same.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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