Written by Nae mair crap

Saturday, 8 January 2011

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It is reported that a former girlfriend of ex MP, Lembit Opik, has been cautioned by police on a suspected case of shoplifting.

Cheeky Girl, Gabriela Irimia left a superstore in Wilmslow, Cheshire without paying for her shopping.

Gabriela first of all tried to explain that she was on a secret Bush Tucker trial as she hoped to get a part in "I'm a celeb." The cops thought this unlikely.

Her mother, enraged and angry, is reported to have said that her daughter was playing the part of a gangster, in anticipation of a part she will have in a low budget movie and she wanted to feel what is was like to be a gangster having her collar felt by the local bobby.

When asked to explain why champagne, caviar, smoked salmon and various hors d'oeuvre were among the items discovered, her mother insisted that her daughter only took the products that all the WAG's and their friends were buying. She did not want to feel out of place.

Mother and daughter later retired to a posh wine bar (is there any other type of wine bar in Wilmslow?) to await the evening crush of filthy rich and randy football players, who live in the area.

They were to be seen checking out all the Man Utd and Liverpool team pictures and comparing them with all the guys in the bar.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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