Iran Enriching Uranium for Virgin Erectile Dysfunction Medication

Funny story written by Karen Fish

Saturday, 8 January 2011

The head of Iran's Nuclear Energy Program Ali Akbar Salehi said today that Iran is now capable of making its own nuclear fuel rods. Baby!

In an exclusive interview the foreign minister of Iran Ali Akbar Salehi, (the brother of Tareq Salahi and the brother in law of Michaele Salahi, close friends of President Obama and the First Lady; they get invited to all the 'A' List White House parties; you didn't think that people could just walk into the White House during state dinners and shake the President's hand did you? Paging Dr. Janet Napolitano, Paging Dr. Janet Napolitano, mailroom, Stat!)

Today Ali Akbar Salehi said, "We have built an advanced manufacturing unit in Isfahan for the nuclear fuel rods." (Cue John McCain and Katy Perry singing 'Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Bomb, Iran' and 'Firework' at the town hall meetings for Senator McCain's 2012 presidential run.)

Last year Iran disclosed that they were building a nuclear enrichment facility at a Revolutionary Guards base under the mountain in Qom to produce nuclear medicine products. With the disclosure today of the Isfahan nuclear fuel rods facility, Iran is on the verge of knocking out Viagra and Cialis.

Several years ago Muqtada al Sadr left Iraq to pursue Koranic studies in the Iranian Holy City of Qom. Today Muqtada al Sadr returned to a hero's welcome in Iraq chanting to a crowd of thousands "No, No, No way, absolutely not, forget about it, we won't stand for it, No, No, No to the occupiers." Al Sadr said, "We must eject the occupiers with all means necessary." Muqtada al Sadr's Shiite political party the Sadrists have 6 Ministers in the Cabinet of the new Iraqi Government and 39 seats in the new Iraqi Parliament. The United States has now succeeded in their mission of conquering Iraq for Iran and handing Iran the world erectile dysfunction market. The oil will be used for penguin lubrication.

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