Jade Goody News: Jade To Seek Media Injunction

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Sunday, 15 March 2009

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Cash: he'll be sorry to see Jade go

Terminally-ill Jade Goody-Tweedy has had enough - and she's now taking out a Media Injunction to prove it!

Jade, the ex-Big Brother and Celebrity Big Brother housemate, has been the subject of many millions of despicable and derogatory articles in the newspapers and online, and "has just about had her fill", said her public cyst, Max Cash.

Mr Cash was speaking to journalists this afternoon, in the latest of a string of Press conferences on behalf of the cancer-stricken star. He said:

"Jade has only weeks, maybe even days to live. It's disgraceful that she should have to put up with all the media intrusion, and be put in the constant glare of the photographers lens in her final days. Can't we all respect her privacy, not to mention dignity, and stay out of her life, for the rest of it?"

He went on:

"With that in mind, I've advised her to apply for an injunction against all members of the media, apart from myself, of course. That would be suicide - mine!"

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