Guantánamo Bay-Guantanamo Inmates are no longer "Enemy combatants", but are now to be called, "Best Friends Forever". In an abrupt about face from anything resembling reality, The Obama administration has begun referring to the most dangerous people in the world by the cute moniker every tweeny girl knows: "BFF's".
The official directive reads: In court briefs, news releases and general conversations these inmates must now be called, "BFF's".. The directive has seasoned security officials shaking their heads. "These people want to kill us, give them a plastic spork and they will fashion a knife out of it. In their hands a candy mint and a soft drink becomes a bomb. "Enemy combatant" is too kind a word for this human trash. Now we have to refer to them as our BFF's? I knew Obama was insane, but I never thought it would get this far.".
White House spokeswoman, Andrea Mitchell, was unavailable for comment.
