Aliens Abduct Hillary: Campaign Stalled
Last night aliens abducted Hillary Clinton on her way to a campaign rally in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
Read full storyPoliticians Can Now Relax, Legally
Given the recent newsworthy sexual activities of James McGreevey, Eliot Spitzer, and David Paterson, politicians appear to have a great need for outlets for legal relaxation. There are some legal methods of working off excess job tension, a problem that seems especially relevant to today's political leaders.
Read full storyThe Perfect Running Mate
In the presidential race, it will become very important for both the Democratic and Republican nominees to choose the right Vice Presidential running mate, who can compliment their abilities and can add to their campaign strategies. Here are some possible choices for either party's consideration:...
Read full storyEbay Introduces New Catergory - "Heathrow Baggage"
Growing popular website Ebay have today announced the opening of a brand new category entitled "Heathrow Baggage".
Read full storyBA confirms Daily Spoof Terminal 5 scoop
Following early unconfirmed reports that BA was shipping misplaced baggage at Terminal 5 on Indonesian freighters for temporary storage in duty-free warehouses in Dubai, BA spokesman confirmed to AFP reporters that baggage not claimed by passengers...
Read full storySealhunters Drown After Being Overcome By Ferocious Seals
A group of sealhunters have today drowned at sea after being hounded and hunted down by a group of vicious militant seals.
Read full storyJack Nicholson explains "Fat is still in the fire" in rare statement
Malibu Ca - In Hollywood, the paparazzi Nazis pulsate the news and cut off the circulation of the AP wire like drunken moils to feed their greed and public need for living the lavish life vicariously through the behavior of a celebrity to fill the ga...
Read full storyCharlotte Church and Gavin Henson Split After Organ Donation
Following weeks of speculation feisty songstress Charlotte "Voice of an Angel" Church has finally announced her split from international rugby player Gavin Henson.
Read full storySuburban school district claims the law of gravity just "A theory"
There is an old familiar adage, "what goes up, must come down." Our brains have turned into the body's second appendix and it's been inducing paranoia in many high school dropouts who have taken drastic action in getting emergency l...
Read full storyCamilla's beaver: confusion in French press, embarrassment for Prince Charles
Camilla's daring choice of hat, as reported on this website recently, has created embarrassing headlines for her husband in the French press after a basic tran...
Read full storyWriter demands apology
Outraged indignation and howls of protest have greeted one of 'Duncan Whiteheads' latest offerings in which he likened the TheSpoof.com's forums to an online version of Narcolepsy prompting one writer to announce her departure with immedi...
Read full storySecret Tapes Reveal Laura Bush Planning Boy Toy Business
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Read full storyMillions Burn To Death During Earth Hour
(Philadelphia PA) Millions of Americans perished in flames during Earth Hour. The hour was meant to get people to conserve energy and fuel but it only led to an agonizing death for 299 million people across the country.
Read full story9 out of 10 Pilots Thought Heathrow Terminal 5 Was a Myth
It has been revealed today that 9 out of 10 pilots landing in the U.K were unaware that Heathrow's Terminal 5 actually existed.
Read full storyDrug Testing to be Conducted in Special Olympics Games
The Special Olympics Board announced today that its athletes are being tested for performance-enhancing substances. While there yet to be any signs that any cheating has occurred, they wanted to safeguard against the possibility of cheating.
Read full storyDaniel Craig Sues Daniel Radcliffe
Have you ever got Daniel Craig mixed up with Daniel Radcliffe? Thought not. One is a forty year old secret agent and the other is an eighteen year old wizard. Yet Craig seems to think that the public get mixed up between the two Daniels. He is so unh...
Read full storyLauren Bacall gets her Tits out at 104
It has been reported on all the leading TV Channels, that legendary screen Goddess Lauren Bacall, arrived yesterday at a publicity event in New York, showing rather too much cleavage.
Read full storyGary Lineker Has His Bus Driver's Licence Revoked
Gary Lineker, the ex-Leicester City, Everton, Tottenham Hotspur and England footballer, has had his Bus Driver's Licence revoked, after he was involved in an accident with a bridge.
Read full storyTerminal 5 is cursed and will suffer famine and pestilence, Scottish Cardinal predicts
Cardinal O'Brien, taking time off from condemning life saving stem cell research, has condemned Heathrow's Terminal 5 and says that the current problems are divine punishment for the greed and pollution demonstrated by the airport operator BA...
Read full storyBarack Obama and Hillary Clinton to Wed
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - In a radical move intended to place Barack Obama in the White House, Obama and Hillary Clinton announced on Sunday that they would divorce their respective spouses and marry each other.
Read full storyPing Pong Legend Pong Ping Poo Dies Aged 97
The world of professional table tennis is in morning today after the announcement by Chinese state television of the un-expected death of Pong Ping Poo, the greatest exponent of the game in it's long and distinguished history.
Read full storyFree Bus Travel For Teenagers Sparks Row Amongst Pensioners
A scheme put forward by the government to allow young people and teenagers to travel free on bus services throughout Britain, has come under fire from grumpy old pensioners.
Read full story2008 Grand National In Doubt As Horses Demand Risk Assessment Of Fences
The most famous horse race in the racing calendar, the Grand National has come under serious threat this morning, after horses due to take part in the race demanded that Risk Assessments on the course's fences be...
Read full storyNFL to Become a Flag Football League
NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell shocked the sports world when he announced that the NFL would become a Flag Football league starting in 2009.
Read full storyLeona Lewis is naked and should be condemned says Church
Leona Lewis, the British songstress currently storming her way to success in the US, has admitted that she is naked under her clothes all day, every day. She even takes off those clothes at night and to have a shower.
Read full storyPresident Putin of Russia orders Giant Black & Decker Drill to bore a Tunnel linking Russia and America
It has been announced in Moscow that Vladimir Putin is to join in a Partnership with Billionaire Roman Abramovich to drill a tunnel linking Russia and America using a giant Black & Decker Drill.
Read full storyShowbiz TV Celebrity Basil Brush arrested for Murder
Showbiz TV Celebrity Basil Brush has been arrested in Padstow, North Cornwall for killing and eating six chickens belonging to prize Poultry Breeder Mrs Nora Pullet.
Read full storyRoswell Documents Stun
Early this morning the world learned of the government's knowledge and involvement with extra terrestrials spanning over 6 decades.
Read full storyStallScrawl.cum- The Passover-Easter season
Here cums Peter's cotton tail and a certain Senator's toe goes a tap tap tapping!...
Read full storyChelsea Angry Over Fixture Change
Chelsea saw the new fixtures and cried foul. "I've been there before", Chelsea argued," And these new fixtures are unprecedented and quite ugly!"...
Read full storyBush Tax Cuts for the Rich Robs Wembly of Uefa 2010 Championship
Britain's social justice awareness and its reasonable request that the rich pay their fair share to a society that has helped them become rich has cost the UK once again the Uefa Championship.
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