Roswell Documents Stun

Funny story written by Dr Talk

Saturday, 29 March 2008

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Just 1/100th of the secret government information center

Early this morning the world learned of the government's knowledge and involvement with extra terrestrials spanning over 6 decades.

The infamous "Roswell incident" was one of the very first stories to be confirmed as described by President Bush in his worldwide address this morning.

As one after another incredible revelation was revealed, we soon learned that every US president from Franklin D. Roosevelt (1933-1945) to the current administration had been thoroughly briefed on this matter and had intimate knowledge and first hand eye witness to all encompassing elements involved. At the end of the day, very little former speculations and conspiracy theories remained discredited.

Media advocates who had been ostracized for years for fear mongering and promoting ridiculous conspiracies and cover-ups secured a victory and new found credibility on a global basis.

Although the cooperation of the federal government and all intelligence agencies allowed for this mountain of information to be made fully public; over 1 million individual pages of reports, memos and security briefings, 2 million micro film archives, 30,000 hours of film footage, 450,000 hours of video footage, 200,000 hours of audio files and 128 Tera bytes of electronic media stored on massive main frames, there remains a division between the advocates and the government.

Advocates and believers alike harbor a tremendous resentment for the government's deceitfulness these past 60 plus years. Many of the members with the highest security clearance expressed their remorse for hiding the truth from the public this long during their numerous presentations and appearances.

A website made public today contains every minute piece of evidence including documentation and all media images. Within the first 2 minutes of being disclosed, the site had already received over 3.5 million hits. The site is supported by a massive battery of servers to allow for the anticipated high traffic.

More details to follow shortly.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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