Following weeks of speculation feisty songstress Charlotte "Voice of an Angel" Church has finally announced her split from international rugby player Gavin Henson.
Yesterday Charlotte publicly offered her support to the campaign to donate organs by offering to donate Gavin with immediate effect. Describing her fiance as, "the most bloody useless organ I possess", she passed him on to medical science for the forseeable future.
Gavin, who often stands vacantly behind Charlotte, attempting a pout, whilst she staggers from pub to pub vomiting and screeching, opted not to comment on her latest insult. In fact, it is not clear whether Gavin actually understands that he has been donated to science.
Charlotte today said that she felt that donating organs is far more important than her marriage and that "Gavin can't hold his drink anyway."
Ms Church is planning on returning to her former party-girl lifestyle and attempting to preserve her own organs by pickling them within her own lifetime for posterity.
