StallScrawl.cum- The Passover-Easter season

Written by Pointer

Saturday, 29 March 2008

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Eggs laid by the White House Chicken Hawks will never replace the 4,000 dead

Here cums Peter's cotton tail and a certain Senator's toe goes a tap tap tapping!

Call !@#-$%^& if you would like to take it in the queaster for Easter!

Bush's thousand dead rise on easter Sunday and collectively kick his ass!

White House egg hunt marred by Homeland Security land mine field in Rose Garden

Easter Yellow is the color of the feathers of Chickenhawks in the White House.
Beautiful plumage!

We are pining to send Bush, Cheney and Rice to the Fjords!

He's not dead. Yes, he is along with 3,999 others!

Who knew there would be so much sacrificial blood of the innocent on the American lintel...the angel of death must be very satisfied!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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