Chelsea Angry Over Fixture Change

Funny story written by Pointer

Saturday, 29 March 2008

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Chelsea says: Change the fixtures or I'll hold my breath until I turn BLUE

Chelsea saw the new fixtures and cried foul. "I've been there before", Chelsea argued," And these new fixtures are unprecedented and quite ugly!"

Few expected this kind of outcry.

Fixtures are often taken for granted and the degree of scrutiny here has frankly shocked all involved. Officials have contacted Chelsea and asked that tolerance be exercised. Even opponents have tried to persuade a compromise to ease tensions all around. But Chelsea has been unrelenting:

"Look, I lived there for eight long years and put up with a lot of shit from my mother and, well my father, you know all about all that jizz! I was so looking forward to coming home to those old familiar fixtures. First this Obama thing , then the rise of Johnny McC and now they tell me that tasteless Laura changed the fixtures in the former first princess' bedroom. I won't stand or sleep under those rodeo light fixtures. Give me my Lion King fixtures or I'll hold my breath until I turn BLUE!"

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