Writer demands apology

Funny story written by Fergus McCarthy

Saturday, 29 March 2008

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Outraged indignation and howls of protest have greeted one of 'Duncan Whiteheads' latest offerings in which he likened the TheSpoof.com's forums to an online version of Narcolepsy prompting one writer to announce her departure with immediate effect only to change her mind when other writers assured her of how much they had enjoyed the unusual but side splittingly funny postings between herself and her husband.

Long time writer and Iatraphobia sufferer Jalapenoman made an impassioned plea to the browned off writer and demanded that he apologise for his disgraceful treatment of a fellow writer.

"How can someone of Duncan's calibre write something like that?" he asked. "I did'nt like it. I did'nt like it one little bit. I may have to demand that something be done.

"I find the treatment mooted out to this particular writer totally unacceptable and may be forced into writing abusive limericks about Duncan if his behaviour continues in this fashion"

Jalapenoman then posted his national Insurance number, bank account details and chip and pin numbers on the discussion board in a touching show of solidarity.

Whitehead broke briefly from his demanding schedule to demand less demanding demands..

"Jalapenoman can be very demanding"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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