Aliens Abduct Hillary: Campaign Stalled

Funny story written by Danasong

Saturday, 29 March 2008

Last night aliens abducted Hillary Clinton on her way to a campaign rally in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

A large spaceship swooped down over interstate 27, scooping up the limousine escorting Hillary and four campaign advisors to the rally.

When asked about the abduction, the aliens stated: "We will return Hillary to her Earth planet after the Pennsylvania primary. She is catching up fast to Obama in the delegate count; our superior beings will not allow this to happen." They also commented proudly on their ship's new hybrid design, stating "She's no interplanetary gas guzzler, runs on Red Bull at 1200 miles per gallon."

Bill Clinton, appeared publicly saddened by Hillary's absence, but later stated at a Chappaqua bar "When the cat's away, the mice will play."

Obama is pleased at the lack of Pennsylvania primary competition but will miss those 3 AM phone calls during her absence.

The state department has set up extra security to insure that that no passport breaches occur related to Mrs. Clinton's interplanetary trip.

Hillary could not be reached for comment.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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