Maggot Murder Mystery Solved By Schoolboy
A mystery murder of an elderly man suspected of being killed by maggots, that has confounded police experts and forensic scientists for more than 7 years, has finally been solved by a quick-thinking schoolboy.
Read full storyDale Jarrett involved in UPS truck wreck
Retired Nascar driver Dale Jarrett was involved in a incident Monday night. Jarrett was involved in a crash involving a UPS truck and a Dodge Neon. It appears that Jarrett was drag racing the UPS Truck.
Read full storyVatican shielding monster Fritzl's twin brother
Vatican City - (Goddawful Mess): A papal adviser on family planning issues is being shielded by Vatican spooks after being exposed as Austrian incest nutter Joseph Fritzl's long lost secret twin brother.
Read full storySpoof Writer's Friend Arrived At Hull City Match 15 Minutes After Final Whistle
A friend of a writer on satirical news website TheSpoof.com, once travelled from Hull to Torquay to attend a football match, only to arrive fifteen minutes after the game had finished, says a report from a pub Up North. Maurice Flood, 18, was the...
Read full storyCongressional Dems to Grill Rove During Golf Outing
Washington, D.C. - Backing off their insistence that former Bush advisor Karl Rove appear before congress and testify under oath, a spokesperson for Representative John Conyers said today that congressional Democrats have decided to change their tact...
Read full storyZero Tolerance Tested as Scary Jimmy Brings Gun to School
Slumville, Texas - Jimmy Rock, 6, carried out his plan for mass destruction at his elementary school last Wednesday at Hell-Hole Elementary. He brought his Nerf gun (a high powered toy gun equipped with scary bullets) to school and held Sally's...
Read full storyCalifornia opens drive-thru nuptials: Gays rush to marry, straights to divorce and reload
County clerk offices opened today to hundreds of gay couples with appointments to exchange vows, and thousands of divorcing straight couples exchanging blows, on the first full day that drive-thru nuptials became legal throughout California.
Read full storyCan you spot a Shirt Lifter from the Type and Style of his Moustache?
Yesterday at the University of Brown Eyes an incredible high percentage of Students decided that a particular style of Tache gave the game away as they debated well in to the night trying to establish if you where able to spot a shirt lifter by the s...
Read full storyYorkshire Football supporters - startling demographic revelations!
Hull City supporters were today basking in the news that, in a recent Clinical study, they were found to be on average, at least 3 stages further along the evolutionary scale than some of their Yorkshire brethren from Leeds and Sheffield.
Read full storyGazza To Become 'Amber Gascoigne'
Paul Gascoigne, the ex-Newcastle United, Tottenham, Lazio Burnley, Boston United and England midfielder is to sign for Premier League newboys Hull City, and will be henceforth known as 'Amber Gascoigne'.
Read full storyHull City Get Easy Start
Premiership newboys Hull City have been given one of the easier starts to their first Premier League campaign, and expect to be top of the league by the beginning of September, says manager Phil Brown.
Read full storyGeorge Bush Makes Speech In French
In Paris today, President George W Bush made an impressive speech in French to a packed audience. 'Mesdames et monsieurs', he began. 'Mais oui, c'est moi, le gaffeur! Le lunch etait bon, les legs du froggies superbes, et le vin magnificique. Le Pr...
Read full storyMcCain Names Running Mate
In an astonishing, rambling announcement tonight, Senator John McCain shocked even some of his closest advisers when he announced his choice of running-mate: The late Charlton Heston.
Read full storyIn The SpoofLight: Dr. Raymond Lewis McKinney
31 Nov 07, EFFINGHAM, GA, USNA-- For many years, Dr. Raymond Lewis McKinney was an apathetic voter busy struggling to make a living in the cutthroat field of nuclear physics, until he discovered a presidential candidate that inspired his passion, commitment and servile devotion: namely, himself. "Ray" had dreamt the impossible dream, and windmill owners have feared him ever since.
Read full storyStreisand Says She'll Move Out of Country if Bush Re-elected
Singer/actress/activist Barbra Streisand has posted the following message on her website:...
Read full storyPrince William IS a Spoofwriter!
A little known fact until now is that Prince William is a prolific spoof writer and is one who appears in Lowton's top 15 list of 20 writers on a regular basis. Being an insider, the future King wants to move incognito am...
Read full storyScientists Discover Dinosaur Republicans!
A newly discovered batch of well-preserved dinosaur bones, buzzwords, petrified position papers, and even candidates could provide new clues about life in the Republican Party some 150 million years ago.
Read full storyCrude prices set to plummet after pre-Summer Solstice Pluto/Sun showdown
Off-the-Wall-Street, NYC - (Crude Ass Mess): Oil prices are set to drop dramatically after Friday's 19.42GMT solar clash with Pluto, planet of immense riches, karma and vast crude stockpiles, which heralds this year's Summer Solstice on Satur...
Read full storyEnglish Singer Famous For Singing
In a major shock today, an English singer became famous for singing.
Read full storyTARDIS Materializes on Enterprise Bridge
London - The sci-fi universes of Dr. Who and Star Trek are combining to make Hollywood's newest blockbuster. The TARDIS will land on the bridge of television's original USS Enterprise to fight an alliance between the Daleks and the Romulans.
Read full storyUSA attacked by wave of satire
The United States of America was today attacked by thousands of satirists.
Read full storyDead parrot in dead parrot sketch wasn't actually, er, dead
As the 40th Anniversary of Monty Python's "Dead Parrot Sketch" approaches, it has been exclusively revealed to 'The Spoof' that the dead parrot in said sketch wasn't actually dead.
Read full storyGovernment to encourage Binge Drinking
As this country sinks further into the slough of despond, the Home Office is to launch a series of adverts encouraging 18- to 24-year-olds to drink more in order to forget about their troubles. Idiotic behaviour shou...
Read full storyFunny Scotland Squad
It's quite ironic to think that with so many players dropping out of Scottish squads, this could well be a reality.
Read full storyLyrical Terrorist William Shakespeare Wins Appeal
A former cottager in Avon, William Shakespeare, today won his appeal against a 9 month prison sentence, for writing iffy poems likely to make Lord Chief Justices burst into tears.
Read full storyPeople Who Can't Win Wars Lampoon Italians
Today, people from a country that has never won a war lampooned the Italian people. Italians of course created the world's first superpower, the Roman Empire, and fought and conquered almost every people they came across - apart from the Scots - b...
Read full storyBush fails to quash London embassy coke dealer charges
London - (Ass Mess): A last ditch attempt by George W Bush to hush up Tetra Pak heir Hans Kristian Rausing's US embassy drugs bust has failed.
Read full storyTriskaidekaphobic police round up 'killers'
Police forces across Britain worked together today to round up a large number of suspects in the country's biggest ever pre-emptive strike against potential serial killers. Recent data analysis lead by the Home Office, counter-terrorist agencies a...
Read full storyASDA Spawn New Line In French Salad
ASDA, the family friendly front for the multi-racist and bigoted American dictators; WALMART have offended the French by selling FROGS with their French salads. In a bizarre, almost nonchalant statement, ASDA said the new range of French salads we...
Read full storyMan found in vacuum survives on thin air
A direct descendant of J Edgar Hoover, inventor of the dam*, has been discovered by builders during refurbishment work at the BBC. He is thought to date from the early 19th century and claims that he was 'bricked up' as he dozed off after ta...
Read full storyCouncillor says immigrants should be shot
Randy Gore-Bals, a BNP Councillor from the sleepy hollow of Bigot-on-the-Mould in Wiltshire, has radically suggested that all immigrants should be shot.
Read full storyBush Orders Airstrike Against Iraqi Parliament
Baghdad - The Iraqi Parliament was blown up today in a retaliatory airstrike called by President George W Bush.
Read full storyWelsh assembly decries lack of popular stereotypes
Cardiff (Faux News) - Walk into any city in America and mention the Irish, you'll get an easy dozen jokes about drinking. Mention the English and a discussion of bad teeth ensues. Mention the Scottish and people will visualize kilts and the angry...
Read full storyMichelle Obama; Still Bitter
Atlanta (Reuters) - Speaking at a riverside picnic and Bar-B-Que Michelle Obama was suddenly interrupted by a swarm of mosquitoes. Recovering smoothly she proclaimed "yet another right wing republican attack".
Read full storyTop 5 Reasons Your Teenager Needs to be on Hardcore Drugs:
1.) Drugs are insanely cool. Teens can jump start their popularity status by just injecting a couple of heroin shots-it's just that easy. Try mixing different hardcore drugs to get stronger effects; plus the higher you get, the cooler you become.
Read full storyPresident Bush Writes Book
Lame Duck U.S. President, George H. W. Bush has already announced the publication of his first book. Contrary to popular rumor it has more words than pictures.
Read full storyClinton Goes Cannibalistic After Obama Named Party Nominee
Washington D.C. - At the Clinton's Press Meeting, Mrs. Clinton discussed the possibility of the assassination of Barack Obama, Hillary's fierce competitor in the Democratic race for the White House.
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