Dale Jarrett involved in UPS truck wreck

Funny story written by Jim Montana

Tuesday, 17 June 2008

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Retired Nascar driver Dale Jarrett was involved in a incident Monday night. Jarrett was involved in a crash involving a UPS truck and a Dodge Neon. It appears that Jarrett was drag racing the UPS Truck.

State Trooper Harry Mullet said that both vehicles appeared to be racing each other, neither driver was injured in the crash however a lawn gnome was destroyed.

This is the third time Jarrett has been cited for drag racing. In November of last year he was given a ticket after he crashed into a Fed EX truck while racing down a busy San Antonio street.

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