Written by Steddyeddy

Tuesday, 17 June 2008

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Cyril Squirrel due to speak at the next Bigot-on-the-Mould Council meeting

Randy Gore-Bals, a BNP Councillor from the sleepy hollow of Bigot-on-the-Mould in Wiltshire, has radically suggested that all immigrants should be shot.

In a statement issued late last night, written in big letters using simple words, Councillor Gore-Bals said:

"It has reached the critical stage in parts of the country where immigrants have completely taken over from the locals. And it simply can't go on like this.

"Grey squirrels are a totally alien species to the UK and were introduced from the USA in the late nineteenth to early twentieth century. Their general success has been to the total detriment of our own native red squirrels.

"They eject red squirrels from their homes, steal their acorns and generally give our red squirrels a really hard time. They're not as cuddly, and overall they really aren't nice at all. The greys have absolutely no right to do this.

"I will be campaigning hard over the coming weeks to have something done about this before our red squirrel completely disappears from our oak trees and other places where squirrels live."

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