Iran Claims New Nukes

Funny story written by Princess Poole

Thursday, 17 July 2008

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Earlier this week Iran released photos of missile tests that turned out to be enhanced. Today secret sources have released new photos they claim show real missiles equiped with real nuclear (or nucular in Busheese) war heads.

US analysts are still examining the photos, hoping our latest software can determine the truth.

The Spoof got no response from the Iranian government, but then again, no one really tried to contact them.

"It's real, real, I tell you! And look how many there are!!" exclaimed our secret source. But not everyone is convinced these photos are legitimate.

"Fake, fake, I tell you. Just look at the feet sticking out of the bottom of those things!" says US photo expert Don Keybrayn.

Anyway we all hope intelligence experts will be able to determine whether these very frightening photos are real.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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