A new spoof site about Angelina Jolie is to be set up later this year. It will feature articles about pregnancies, Angelina Jolie, babies, and even Brad Pitt, but nothing else, and it will also be published in Women's Gossip Magazine.
Many have wondered why writing endless articles about one average Hollywood actress having children is any form of satire, especially as none of the articles are funny, but others have suggested that a birth mother complex is involved, or a lack of originality one. With thousands of world events and celebrities in the news, it seems hard to fathom.
But speaking from her submarine beside the Arkansas University of Satire, Miss Jolly said: 'Satire is meant to be a soap opera, not something full of cutting parodies of world events and lying politicians and celebrities, please. Now let's get back to endless tales of umbiblical cords, and my smiling face, and Hull United.'
Mark Twain is 12 today.
