Nintendo announces controversial Wii Adult video game

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Thursday, 17 July 2008

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The men's version will incorporate a full-size dummy modeled after former porn star turned pro gamer Ivana Humpalot

Nintendo proudly announced its newest Addition to its popular top selling Wii gaming system Thursday.

Available in late august consumers will be able to purchase a controversial new game appropriately named "Wii Adult" in which the user can refine pick up lines, bedroom techniques, and gain points with the use of a full size fully functional sex dummy that connects directly with the game system.

The game will feature a "sim city" like beginning where gamers have to first attract a partner and get them to come home with them. But be careful! Pick the wrong partner up and the user looses points and can contract a variety of STD's.

The game and Sex dummy remote will come in male and female versions and will retail for 149.99.

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