Written by queen mudder

Thursday, 17 July 2008

image for Wife of Moscow mayor duped into forking out £50 million for BBC's Frame Academy
The late Queen Mother used it for Hellfire Club ritual circumcisions and P2 Lodge embalming fluid storage.

London - (Bolshevik Ass Mess): A historic pile that once hosted the BBC's notorious Frame Academy has been flipped for £50 million on the perilous North London property market to Elena Baturina, daftass wife of Moscow Mayor Yury Luzhkov.

Witanhurst, a 90-room Grade II listed Highgate Queen Anne mansion, is something of a in-joke among international realtors after successive hints from Interpol branded it as forming a key part of a portfolio of stolen assets fenced by the killers of God's Wanker Roberto Calvi.

In its heyday it was often used by the late Queen Mother for Hellfire Club ritual circumcisions and P2 Lodge embalming fluid storage.

A series of moneylaundering transactions saw London property developer Marcus Cooper buy the rotting, dry rot-infested cockroach paradise for £32 million last year from an Arab family.

Cooper, 69, then dumped it back on the market before luring corpulent daftass bitch Baturina into the £50 million deal.

Serious & Disorganised Crime Agency top brass are said to be cock-a-hoop by the transaction which they rate a close second to the March 2008 £50 million sale of the notorious Topcrack Mansion in neighboring Hampstead Garden Suburb to fetid Kazakhstani terrorist Whorelma Perabomb.

Gorgon Brown is shitting bricks.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Topics: BBC, Russia, Fraud




Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
64 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more