The Internet bankers egg has issued 7% of its customers with a 35-day warning that their services will be withdrawn. If you are one of the 161,000 customers that have been given notice, then don't worry about it. Just leave them with egg on their face!
"High-risk" customers are those who are able to pay off all of their credit in time; and that simply means they cannot make any money out of you.
Their Financial advisor, Edwina Curry, told In Seine News today:
"When I was health minister in the 1980s, I did warn people on the dangers of using egg but did they listen? No… they thought I was yolking! It seems the chickens are coming home to roost! They've jumped out of the frying pan and into the fire"she cackled.
On the Stock Market, the rumours that Northern Rock are trying to poach egg customers is entirely unfounded as they are from the very low risk group - just the sort of people egg want.
