Two of the femme fatales of US political history have spoken out on the Democratic Primary candidates.
Monica Lewinsky, famous for the unusual patterns on her denim dresses, has declared herself for Hillary: "That woman made me what I am today and in the same way that she supported my efforts I will now put the full weight of my support behind her. I might even apply for a second internship."
In the turbulent wake of Ted Kennedy's endorsement of Barack Obama, another renowned name from the glorious Democrat past has been heard from.
Lobstermen laying traps near Chappaquidic bridge reported a ghostly presence, which bore an uncanny resemblance to Mary Jo Kopechne, the passenger who was killed when Teddy Kennedy drove his car off the now infamous bridge.
Ishmael Featherbed,who by his own report was lobstering these waters on the very night of the tragic accident claims to have seen the spirit of Ms Kopechne: "She was mumblin but I could swear the ghost was saying OHBHAHMAH. It was hard to make it out at first as if she has an Irish blood sausage in her mouth...but after awhile I'm pretty sure she said OHBHAHMAH".
