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Saturday, 2 February 2008

image for Round One: Clinton tells Obama 'I'll punch your lights out'
Looks like butter wouldn't melt, huh?

WASHINGTON-Hillary Rodham Clinton bit Barack Obama on the ear and prompted him into a fight in the debate because, sources say, Obama accused his rival and her husband, former President Clinton, of repeatedly making jokes about his ears.

"Ear this" she screamed as she tried to take a chunk out of his right ear. Althoigh distorted by the ear in her mouth, this reporter clearly heard her say, "I'll punch your (deleted) (n word) lights out."

"He clearly came -- he telegraphed it, he talked about it -- he clearly came last night looking for a fight. He was determined and launched right in," Hillary Clinton said. "And I thought it was important to set him straight."

During an economic speech in Greenville, S.C., Obama accused Clinton of taking politically expedient positions inconsistent with her record and he put an unflattering twist on her slightly overweight condition.

As they rolled back and forth across the stage such statements as. "You fat white b----" and "You skrawny n----- muslim f-----", were exchanged between the two.

It is unclear who came out on top during the scuffle.

Hillary sports two black eyes and a swelled lip over the incident. Obama required several stitches to his ear and other than that seemed unscathed.

Senator Clinton announced while we were still in Iowa that this was going to be her strategy and called it the fun part of campaigning.

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