Extremist group hacks into satirical websites
TheSpoof.com has learned that a dangerous extremist terror group, calling for the violent death of disbelievers, subjugation and stoning of women etc etc has announced that it has hacked into a number of the world's top satirical websites.
Read full storyBirmingham's Abusive Traffic Warden
People who work in the Public Sector seem to be under stress and have to meet a certain quota laid down by their employers. Take Traffic Wardens for instance; it has long been believed that they are paid on a commission basis - i.e. the more tickets they issue, the more they get paid. It would seem that can give extra tickets for vehicle condition etc. - they have now become
Read full storyDerek Conway gave millions of pounds to Church of Scientology
The plight of disgraced Tory MP Derek Conway got a whole lot worse yesterday, when it transpired that he had given millions of pounds of parliamentary allowances to the London branch of the "religion" Scientology. In so doing he received t...
Read full story[Not] the transcript of the 2008 State of the Union Address
Mr. Vice President, Madame Token Twat Speaker, members of my favorite rubberstamp legislature, and distinguished guests, both Republicans and America-haters:...
Read full storySpears family to Dr. Phil: "You were right. Britney needs you."
Hollywood, California - In the biggest, 'I told you so' case of the year, Dr. Phil's reputation being dragged in the mud in the tabloids for making a hospital visit to a patient's bedside, suddenly finds himself with bragging rights t...
Read full storyMcCain's campaign in the red
John McCain's campaign was officially in the red at the start of the New Year. Senator McCain proudly stated that he has no problem operating his campaign or the country, for that matter, in the red.
Read full storyNormally goofy Spears getting it together
Hospitalized from her latest mental breakdown, Hollywood's favorite daffy broad, Britney Spears, told reporters on Saturday that she's getting her life under control and will be released in a day or so. Her first order of business will be get...
Read full storyRupert Murdock Buys Rights to Movie "Wedlock Deadlock" for Morgan Spurlock
In a remake of the thrilling Rutger Hauer movie "Wedlock Deadlock", Morgan Spurlock will actually take the futuristic movie and move it back in time to 1962. The movie will be called "Rupert the Stupert" after the Red Skelton com...
Read full storyEgg in Crackdown on "Risky Customers"
The Internet bankers egg has issued 7% of its customers with a 35-day warning that their services will be withdrawn. If you are one of the 161,000 customers that have been given notice, then don't worry about it. Just leave them with egg...
Read full storyProof of Water, Life and More on Mars
After months of NASA public relations debacles NASA has made strong showing in the public involvement arena as of late with definitive proof of not only water on Mars but of life on Mars. Not only life on Mars but 'hot' fish women as part of...
Read full storyBritney Spears Released From Hospital. Elvis Rumor Confirmed
(Los Angeles-CA) It might as well be a revolving door on crack-pop mom Britney Spears' hospital room after she was again released early yesterday from UCLA Medical Center, but this time given a "clean bill of mental health". And the rel...
Read full storyGroundhog Day
PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA - This morning Punxsutawney Phil came out of his burrow on Gobbler's Hill saw his shadow,indicating six more weeks of winter weather. This tradition of Candlemas day came from the British Isles to Pennsylvania in 1841 and is still observed throughout the world as the day's other headlines attest.
Read full storySpice Girls tour bombs
Toronto - (Dismal Mess): "Told you so" seems to be the overwhelming reaction to a Spice Girls PR announcement that the rest of their much hyped comeback tour has bombed.
Read full storyStricken ferry dumps millions of condoms, choc biscuits and anal wart-removing lotion bottles
Lancashire - (Rioters): The stricken Riverdance ferry has dumped its entire cargo of Dimplex condoms, McVitie's choc chip cookies and Anusol Wart Remover Jelly onto the Lancashire shore prompting feverish looti...
Read full storyRound One: Clinton tells Obama 'I'll punch your lights out'
WASHINGTON-Hillary Rodham Clinton bit Barack Obama on the ear and prompted him into a fight in the debate because, sources say, Obama accused his rival and her husband, former President Clinton, of repeatedly making jokes about his ears.
Read full storyFokker Naturist Mile High Airlines searches for stripper stewardess
Baden-Baden - (Bad Ass Mess): German civil aviation operator Fokker Naturist Mile High Airlines has hired an international recruitment consultancy to track down the 36-24-36 flight attendant who was videoed stripping down to her suntan aboar...
Read full storyPresident Sarkozy Marries Sultan of Brunei
Playboy, French President Nicolas Sarkozy has married 'Billionaire beauty' Hassanal Bolkiah who is commonly known as the Sultan of Brunei.
Read full storyPatriots BioGate
The Patriots were fined $250,000 and a first round draft pick by Commissioner Gooddal for illegally video tapping the Jets defensive hand signals. The Commissioner said yesterday during his press conference in Arizona that he does not believe the Pat...
Read full storyRussian Army Troop Level Increased to 92
In a reversal of fortune for the once great Russian Army, Vladimir Putin has announced the biggest military funding for the Russian Federation since 1981.
Read full storyLennon Endorses Romney
In an unexpected development, Mitt Romney has received the celebrity endorsement of the late John Lennon. This comes on the heels of endorsements by Oprah Winfrey, Barbara Streisand and even Chuck Norris, which have helped to buoy the candidacy of o...
Read full storyFlorida Invaded by United Kingdom
In a shock military move yesterday, Britain's elite special forces, The Special Air Services Forces, annexed the southern state of Florida in the United States.
Read full storyPortsmouth To Seek 'Refund' For Defoe
Jermain Defoe may be on his way back to Tottenham Hotspur next week if the Premier League rule that Portsmouth striker Benjani Mwariwaru cannot sign for Manchester City after missing the transfer deadline on January 31st. Benjani allegedly oversle...
Read full storySuzanne Pleshette - I Love You!
Suzanne Pleshette of the former and original Bob Newhart show passed away a couple weeks ago, much to my dismay. I was only boy when she played Bob Newharts wife, but I would have given my right arm to be the one she told to turn out the lights when they went to bed.
Read full storyUS Air Force launches "Berlin CyberLift" in Egypt to save lives, protect cyberspace
CAIRO, EGYPT -- The U.S. Central Command Air Forces commander visited Cairo, Egypt, Jan. 29 to announce a "Berlin CyberLift" that will replace a series of undersea cables that were damaged in the war-torn region.
Read full storyLewinsky and Kopechne split over Demo Candies
Two of the femme fatales of US political history have spoken out on the Democratic Primary candidates.
Read full storyEva Mendes enters Rehab for a sexual addiction to herself; scheduled to undergo electric shock therapy; PETA plans rescue operation
Hollywood, California - Eva Mendes, the luscious leggy Latin lassie and PETA's (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) spokesperson, is the latest Hollywood starlet forced into Rehab in an attempt to combat an addition gone out of control.
Read full storyRon Paul Supporter Goes Homicidal After Dismal Florida Vote
A Ron Paul supporter identified only as "Ethan" reacted in a homicidal rage to the dismal 28th place showing of his candidate in the Florida primaries. The Texas Congressman/Presidential Candidate finished behind not only McCain, Romney, H...
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