The Spoof! Celebrity Entertainment Reporter, Buck E. Filbert, Discusses Fascination with Tuna
The Spoof! -- Celebrity Entertainment Reporter, Buck Filbert, acknowledged a secret obsession with tuna the other day. "Well, I just really like the smell of that stuff myself," Filbert openly explained for the first time, "I mean, I could just...
Read full storyCountry Music Awards In New York City
A couple of weeks ago the hicks from the sticks brought their awards show to cocktail and nightclub country, New York City, in the hope to cosmopolitan country music a bit, and let city folk know that you can be country and still read Truman Capote and attend talks at the YMHA. Ain't gonna happen so easy, pardner. Who's going to clean up the horse shit when all the Jasper's have gone b...
Read full storyGeneticists discover missing link between Mexican men and chupacabra mountain goats
Geneticists today reported discovering the missing link between Mexican men and the chupacabra mountain goat. Researchers from MIT (Man, It's Tested) laboratories say that they were tipped off when one of the researchers on the team observed a Me...
Read full storyAndy Murray reflects on 2007
Out of the Paris Masters and out of contention for Shanghai, The Spoof caught up with British tennis sensation, Andy Murray, to hear his thoughts on 2007.
Read full story"Why don't Iranian Actresses show their Breasts?" Bush Asks
In a Press Conference here in Washington, with jolly mood, Mr. Bush put a question to Reporters that;...
Read full storyShane of Westlife Is Not Gay!
Shane of Westlife has come out as straight and made it absolutely clear that he is not at all gay and is totally normal.
Read full storyThe Ark of the Covenant returned to Jerusalem
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Read full storyRobotsausage attempts world record for 'longest sentence'
In the soon to be announced TheSpoof.com Awards 2007, there are some totally 'new categories' up for grabs! Robotsausage looks certain to receive 'the award for the world's lo...
Read full storyTop earning dead celebrities making a come back
Reports today surfaced in a graveyard from an underground news source that the top earning dead celebrities of last year were not ready to die and were planning to make a come back.
Read full storyLord Linley's dad dragged into cocaine and gay sex videotape fiasco
London - (Gay Ass Mess): The Buck House flunkey at the hard core of a gay video blackmail attempt on royal minors has named Vice Count (sic) Linley's father Earl Snowdon as one of his oral resuscitation partners.
Read full storyQueen's Rolls-Royce Phantom fumigated after Saudi state visit
Buckingham Palace - (Rotters): The royal fleet of limousines including the Queen's flagship £250,000 Rolls-Royce Phantom has had to be fumigated after the corpulent king of Sordid Arabia's state visit ended with him commandeering it for the j...
Read full storyHeinz reveals new product
Heinz, world renowned makers of food in a can have revealed a new range of produce.
Read full storyCongress will tap dead celebrities to help pay for Iraq war
Congress, in order to help pay for the more than 9 trillion dollar war debt, will go underground and ask dead celebrities to pay higher taxes. The Dead Celebrity Tax Reform, sponsored by Democrat and North Carolina state Senator, David Hasaprice, wil...
Read full story"I aint no Welshman boyo"declares enraged redskin
Minneapolis, MA - John Fourfeathers, casino magnate and direct descendent of Crazy Horse, the legendary Indian warrior, reacted angrily today to the latest findings from controversial anthropologist Magnus Nilssonson.
Read full storyJessica Alba: My vagina is off limits unless necessary
Hollywood sex godess, Jessica Alba has vowed never to go nude for a movie - unless the film makers absolutely require her to flash the flesh - due to her extreme Catholic upbringing, which forbids her from revealing her naked body.
Read full storyBetting Line Halted as Colts and Patriots Concede
INDIANAPOLIS -- The most hyped regular season game ever for the National Football League has been thrown into disarray just before the opening kickoff, as both the New England Patriots and the Indianapolis Colts have made major concessions to each ot...
Read full storySchwarzenegger Extinguishes California Wildfires with Single Breath
SACRAMENTO - The wildfires which ravaged much of the US state of California last week were finally extinguished Sunday by a single herculean breath from the lungs of governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Read full storyDolphins suffer unprecedented bye-week loss
Making the worst season in team history even more embarrassing, the Miami Dolphins managed to lose a game Sunday to the Chicago Bears, despite the fact both teams had bye weeks.
Read full storyStealth Suit for Traffic Wardens
Ticket wielding Parking Attendants are to be issued with new technology "Stealth Suits" to render them invisible to motorists.
Read full storySurvive a Life-Or-Death Situation
LOS ANGELES - Adventurer, survivalist, mountaineer, and Gnarliest Man of the Year, Edward 'Bear' Grylls knows a thing or two about handling life-or-death situations.
Read full storyHillary Clinton Challanges Ron Paul On Internet
At a press conference today Terry McAuliffe campaign manager for Hillary Clinton revealed that Ron Paul would no longer be the dominant force on the internet during this Presidential campaign. He revealed that due to Hillary's persuasive nature t...
Read full storyWorld to gaze on King Tut's butt
The butt of one of the most famous pharaohs from Ancient Egypt, the boy king Tutankhamun, will be put on public view for the first time. Although his mummified body has been viewed by thousands of people, it is believed that until now only ab...
Read full storyFake Interviews With Real People - WWE's Batista
What happened to our role-models and heroes? Olympic champion sprinter Marion Jones shamefully admits to steroid use; Tennis star Martina Hingis retires from professional play after testing positive for cocaine; NFL football superstar Michael Vick is embroiled in a dog-fighting scandal; F1 racing teams are accused of stealing information from rivals; World chess champion Deep Blue is arraigned...
Read full storyBill Clinton To Retire ... And Join The Circus
Bill Clinton, ex-president of the United States, shocked the world today when he announced that he was retiring from politics. And joining the circus. Heads of state from every nation were stunned by the announcement, as they could not discern any di...
Read full storyKentucky Derby Champion Mired In Drug Scandal
NEW JERSEY - The 'Sport of Kings' was rocked by scandal on Sunday as allegations of drug use by Kentucky Derby winner Street Sense surfaced.
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